Todays options are:
Katy S – Jokes! What’s your totes most amazeballs jokes!?!
Katy P – Journeys – tell me your most memorable
Fiona – Jokes – do what you want with this one
So…both the girls can have a point for this one…am not great with jokes but, here are a few which crack me up!
Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital?
The ultrasound guy
Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital if the ultrasound guy isn’t there?
The hip replacement guy
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his tea before it was cool
This one is a bit longer…
A little old lady died and went to Heaven. When she reached the Pearly Gates she saw Saint Peter waiting for her and smiling when suddenly from nowhere she heard the most awful, blood curdling screams.
‘What in Heavens name was that?!’ asked the old lady
‘Nothing to worry about,’ said Saint Peter ‘It’s only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the Angel wings.’ The old lady looked a little uncomfortable but carried on talking about her life on earth, to see if she truly had been good enough to enter Heaven; until a scream interupted them for the second time…
‘Oh my Goodness,’ said the old lady, ‘now what is happening?’
‘All perfectly normal’ St. Peter explained ‘That’s just someone having her head drilled to fit the halo.’
The little old lady turned a little green.
‘I can’t do this,’ she said, ‘I’m going to hell instead!’
‘You can’t go to that awful place,’ St. Peter eclaimed ‘You’ll be raped and soddomised and taken advantage of!!’
‘Maybe so,’ says the old lady ‘But at least I’ve already got the holes for that!’
Ahh it does make me chuckle! Hope at least one of these made you smile!